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My grandma hugged and kissed me goodbye, then gave me $100 so I can complete my rent money

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Normally me being immortal would be a blessing.

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Your homework is to bring to class tomorrow an example of a proverb, an idiom or any well known saying .

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I opened my eyes and saw The Devil sitting across from me.

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I know babies are suppose to cry.

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I’ve always had a liking for playing with animals: skinning squirrels, plucking pigeons, dismembering dogs.

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A man approached Rory in the park and quietly said, "Hey, I've got loads of ice cream in the back of my van if you wanna come and help yourself", and Rory nodded eagerly as he picked up his teddy and followed the man out of the park.

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At a public playground on a warm autumn day, a woman sweetly lifts a smiling infant out of the baby swing.

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Your social credit is too low.

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Standing in front of my bathroom mirror, I threw more water on my face, trying to forget how real the ducktape over my mouth felt.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My grandma hugged and kissed me goodbye, then gave me $100 so I can complete my rent money	54
Normally me being immortal would be a blessing.	54
Your homework is to bring to class tomorrow an example of a proverb, an idiom or any well known saying .	54
I opened my eyes and saw The Devil sitting across from me.	54
I know babies are suppose to cry.	54
I’ve always had a liking for playing with animals: skinning squirrels, plucking pigeons, dismembering dogs.	54
A man approached Rory in the park and quietly said, "Hey, I've got loads of ice cream in the back of my van if you wanna come and help yourself", and Rory nodded eagerly as he picked up his teddy and followed the man out of the park.	54
At a public playground on a warm autumn day, a woman sweetly lifts a smiling infant out of the baby swing.	53
Your social credit is too low.	53
Standing in front of my bathroom mirror, I threw more water on my face, trying to forget how real the ducktape over my mouth felt.	53